Quotes About Frustration

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

I can barely turn on my computer!

The computer, the noise of the computer feels like impatience. It's sort of the sound of impatience to me.

I'm the most computer illiterate human being that ever lived. My grandkids do everything for me, and then they say, "I won't even explain it to you, grandpa, 'cause you won't get it."

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

There's nothing quite so irritating to an author as a family member's easy confidence that, of course, the book will come.

When you create, it comes from this deep part of you, and your job is you, and so when you don't get heard it can feel bad and frustrating and you have to somehow keep the confidence up.

I have no confidence in USA law enforcement.

My dad invented road rage. He wasn't the first guy to get mad in the car, but he was first guy to get mad enough to make the paper.

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

Could she *be* anymore out of my league?

Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death.

I won't snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You're worse than my mother, Rachel." "Mine, too," Jenks muttered.

Failure too is a form of death.

You get angry - death does that.

She wanted to collapse and be rescued, and she wanted to be heroic and prevail, and she seemed to hate him most for reminding her, merely by taking it all in, that she could manage neither.