Quotes About Frustration

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.

Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

Why can't I say anything normal?

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.

I guess I didn't enjoy drawing very much. It was like homework.

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

Even when you are not playing you are holding me back.