Quotes About Frustration

Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

Never fight an inanimate object.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend.