Quotes About Surprise

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Diplomacy requires strength and depth of thinking , tactics require careful observation, the surprise, and decisiveness with the power of decision.

I'm sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?

Freddy shits a brick

Clarence is completely taken aback. They meet in a long, passionate lovers' kiss. Their kiss breaks and slowly the world comes back to normal.

If you're countin' on suprisin' me Daisy, don't count on it.

Grabbed in the ass by fate," his father used to say about coincidences like this. If there were coincidences like this. If there were coincidences...

God is predictably unpredictable.

I have one talent, and that is the capacity to be tremendously surprised, surprised at life, at ideas. This is to me the supreme Hasidic imperative: Don't be old. Don't be stale.

What breaks us is rarely what we expect.

That I exist is a perpetual surprise

Rebelliously, I put out the light in my house, and Your sky surprised me with its stars.

A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

You. O Positive. How many exits?" "What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she'd never even suspected that it could feel this way.

The unexpected sometimes looks like a prompting of fate.

Lo inesperado a veces parece una invitación del destino.

I was surprised by the discovery that Gerard had a child. In the time when I knew him he had been so far from resolving the difficulties of his own childhood that it was hard to believe he was now a father.

Kako je razgovor skrenuo od onoga kada ga je željela poljubiti do ovogasada kada ga želi ne?ime zveknuti u glavu?I zašto nije bila ni najmanje iznena?ena?

but it was always shocking how many guys weren't that great at knocking boots. Which was just baffling. Wasn't sex their number one job? Even above actually having a job?

I didn't mean to fall in love with you, but I did. - Chelsea

I can't believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can't believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth." Honey,I kissed more than your mouth.

I'm awestruck that you had warm cabbages sitting around.