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Quotes About Surprise

This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?
~ Kresley Cole
When Thad began nuzzling her neck, pressing his opened lips against her, she smacked him in the back of the head. Don't go vamp on me now! Whaa! He shot upright, his fangs sharp. Where am I? She glanced at his fangs, then down. Oh, my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.
~ Kresley Cole
Thirty nerve-shattering minutes passed before Cadeon returned. "What happened? Tell me!" "Everything's taken care of." She frowned. "You smell like beer." He rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah, Holly, like me and the cop were downing a beer together." Of course, he and the cop had completely been downing a beer together.
~ Kresley Cole
He pointed a shaking finger at her. 'You,' he growled. She jerked glances over both of her shoulders looking for the unfortunate You he was addressing. Her. Holy shite, this madman had settled on her.
~ Kresley Cole
And all he wants is to throw a rager in your sugar mill? Then she frowned. Wow. That sounded raunchy.
~ Kresley Cole
Unexpected Elizabeth wasn't falling into his arms as he'd anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he had lost her.
~ Kresley Cole
Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?
~ Kresley Cole
Lanthe whirled around and punched her sister in the tit. Regrettably, Sabine was wearing a metal breastplate.
~ Kresley Cole
Earlier, I'd found Lark in the gym, telling her, "I'm giving Cyclops a bath." Her response: "Your funeral.
~ Kresley Cole
When a deer bounded across the path, I cried, Oh, look! Admit it, you paid to have that deer run in front of us. Come clean. Sounding furious, he said, I cued the deer ten minutes ago. What kind of outfit are they running? I burst out laughing, sinking back against him.
~ Kresley Cole
Death wants to gank me? Must me Tuesday.
~ Kresley Cole
I hope this one's a show-er and not a grower, or I'm a dead woman.
~ Kresley Cole
I'm surprised he hasn't been sniffing around you," [Deshazior] said. "Demons love Valkyrie." "Ah, but do Valkyrie love demons?" "Aye. 'Cause we're the only ones ye won't kill in bed-sport.
~ Kresley Cole
He's tempted to beat your location out of me. But you asked him to keep me safe.— I thought you couldn't read Dee-vee-oh well. —Doesn't take a Fool to foresee this! Jack Deveaux talks with fists.— You sound almost admiring. —Jack is . . . unexpected.— Unexpected? That was something for a psychic to say. Even I didn't know what Jack would do if his back was against the wall.
~ Kresley Cole
Damn, vampire, you came loaded for bear!
~ Kresley Cole
When I get free, I believe I'll show you your spine. I'll hand it to you so casually, politely even, as if expecting you to remark upon it
~ Kresley Cole
I met him almost two weeks ago." Jess's eyes went wide. "Holy shit! It's your two-week anniversary. We should drink." Lick-shoot-suck-gasp.
~ Kresley Cole
I'm not a bunny, Rydstrom. And is that bark?" With a laugh, she said, "Good gods, you brought me bark to gnaw on!
~ Kresley Cole
When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she'd answered, "I like the sound of Fellatio." When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she'd said, "Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, 'I love my Fellatio'? Even gold can't buy moments like that!
~ Kresley Cole
Well, if it isn't Nucking Futs Nïx," he muttered to himself as she parked the wheezing car. Never had Cade seen such an abused Bentley. There were dings in the body, mud all over the tires, smoke tendrils rising from the hood, and at least two bullet holes. A Garfield doll was stuck to the rear window.
~ Kresley Cole
Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?" He gaped down. "Oh, come on!
~ Kresley Cole
What?" Annika shrieked. Aneurism in five, four, three, two . . .
~ Kresley Cole
I glimpsed Death's face for the first time. Surprise rocked me. Death was the most beautiful boy I had ever imagined. Looking to be no more than twenty years old, he was tall and broad-shouldered with a breathtaking face. I imagined some might describe his features as noble. His eyes glittered like…stars.
~ Kresley Cole
Recently, he'd consulted the soothsayer Nïx about his future. She'd replied with a grin, "It's a doozy.
~ Kresley Cole