Quotes About Surprise

I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding.

Going to Fords Theatre to watch the play is like going to Hooters for the food.

This is the thing no one prepares you for where disaster are concerned. There is no ominous black cloud, no spooky chill, no neon sign that flashes: Stop! Please! Go back to bed! There's something really really dreadful waiting to happen around the corner! I beg of you, do not continue!

Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality coming along and snapping her thong.

How strangely does the adventurous intrude upon the humdrum; for, when it intrudes at all, more often than not its intrusion is sudden and unlooked for. To-day, we may seek for romance and fail to find it: unsought, it lies in wait for us at most prosaic corners of life's highway.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

one of the most common explanations for anything in life is something you didn't imagine.

humor is a violation of straight-line thinking. Humor

Some humor experts say the secret to humor is to combine something unexpected with something bad and then make sure it's happening to someone else. But if that's all it took, serial killers would be winning comedy competitions.

Readers respond to authenticity, originality and excitement, even if it's not packaged in a way they expect.

There is nothing like the plumbing fixtures to remind you that you're not in Kansas anymore. By

you can never plan well enough. Life will always outwit you.

Barking spiders!

To everyone who loves a long-secret romance, revealed at last.

Fine. Seer knows best, even if he is nuts. Maybe I can stand to wait a few more... whoa. What the hell happened to my car? -Melissa

You fiddle lucker!' she cried.

Ah. So he's forgotten the most important rule of warfare. Which is... That nothing ever goes to plan.

I kissed him once, she whispered. Well done. What did he do? Um... Deryn sighed. He woke up.

Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes.

The highest goal that man can achieve is amazement. ? Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Theory of Colours . (The M.I.T. Press; 1st edition March 15, 1970) Originally published 1810.

Geheimnisse sind noch keine Wunder.

A word, Sir Jamie. Quickly!" You may speak freely, Alwyn," Jamie sighed. "You are always making too mcuh of minor incidents." You're no' going to believe it, Sir Jamie," Alwyn gasped. "But I swear every male Fergusson alive is outside our gate.

Fancy finding you here," he said jauntily. Nothing about it was fanciful, and she suspected he might have followed her. Why else would he be there? "You've taken up knitting, have you?" she countered as she walked to the yarn section of the shop. "No,I've taken up finding you alone. Nice of you to accommodate me." His answer pleased her more than she could say, but she warned him, "I'm not alone." "For the moment you are.

Done, Mr. Thunder," Jocelyn said with a good deal of pleasure. "You now work for me." She had to turn away quickly before she laughed aloud at the expression of utter disbelief that appeared on his handsome face.