Quotes About Surprise

I'm surprised you agreed to let me pour the wine.

Are you smarter than my chicken?" cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was a wooden board covered with numbers and arcane symbols. "Lay your bets! Test your wits against a trained fowl! One coppin a try! Are you smarter than my chicken? You might be in for a surprise!

Remember how she joked about twenty armed people in the next room?" said Jean with a sigh. He set down the book he'd been reading. "There were twenty armed men in the next room.

Oh, shit, ' said Jean.

peeked at his cards and said, 'Ahhhh-ha,' with a tone of interested pleasure. They were an astonishing constellation of crap; his worst hand yet.

Locke ran his fingers under his coat lapel, then peeked at his cards and said "Ahhhh-ha," with a tone of interested pleasure. They were an astonishing constellation of crap; his worst hand yet.

47. Former U.S. president Calvin Coolidge used to enjoy buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him.

Shishito Pepper is a well-known pepper grown in Japan. Only one out of every ten is spicy, but there is no way to know which one is spicy beforehand.

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Two Chinese people named Mr. and Mrs. Wong were married and had a child. They asked the doctor if they could see their newborn. A nurse brought over their baby, but it was a white baby. The two of them said, "Hey, that's not our baby! That's a white baby. We are Chinese and two Wongs definitely don't make a white.

Q: What's the definition of surprise? A: A fart with a lump in it.

Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? A: "Some asshole has my pen.

That sure as fuck ain't no cow

Did you just smack me in the face with a fish?" "I did." "Why did you just smack me in the face with a fish, Danny?

I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.

Historically, nature has been very good at surprising us.

If you go to a really great shop that stocks really great stuff and it doesn't makes it feel like a super secret club there's tons of stuff to find all way time.

You'd be surprised how much free time I have.

The wonderful workings of the world: wonderful, wonderful: I'm surprised half the time

Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've cooked up.

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!

In soaps, people come back from the dead all the time, to the point where death is just a bus stop.