Quotes About Surprise

At least, right up to the point where she bit his dick off. 'With her vagina?' I asked, just to be clear. 'Yep,' said St John. 'You're sure?' 'It's not the sort of thing you make a mistake about,' he said. 'And you're sure it was teeth?' 'It felt like teeth,' he said. 'But to be honest, after it happened I really stopped paying attention.

The motto of the Spanish Inquisition." "Well, fuck me," said Seawoll. "I wasn't expecting them.

Oh shit, I thought, if this isn't the Low King of the Dwarves then I'm the President of the Cricklewood Branch of the Women's Institute.

No," said the fox. "But the bag of cheese puffs she's carrying might be." "Hahaha," I said. "Boom bloody boom." "On Earth as it is on television," said the fox, and ducked out of sight.

He was sure that police box hadn't been there before.

Sometimes success comes in ways you don't expect.

Your own life is terrifying, but life is an unending astonishment.

You haven't lived until you've been screamed at by an Elvis impersonator until AAA shows up.

I came in for what I assumed would be a spanking and instead was leaving with a full music scholarship? For being an asshole? I was blown away!

I'd rather be a pessimist because then I can only be pleasantly surprised.

In war, no variable is more important, and less easy to control, than the element of surprise.

The road will never swallow you. The river of destiny will always overcome evil. May you understand your fate. Suffering will never destroy you, but will make you stronger. Success will never confuse you of scatter your spirit, but will make you fly higher into the good sunlight. Your life will always surprise you.

Typically I did not see him for dinner.

we were concerned that a surprise cut might lead traders to believe we were even more worried than they had thought.

And I was shocked when a high school friend, someone I thought of as a "nice kid," expressed satisfaction at the assassination of Martin Luther King in April 1968.

The leak annoyed but didn't surprise me; I had learned that's how Washington works.

Poor Pat has not been informed of this yet,

dispatched to the kitchen to fetch another Fruit Surprise for my patient lady customer while

How they wait to ambush us, our true emotions

What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens

Gut instincts are always so hit and miss. When it hits, you're like, "Wow, I totally knew that was gonna happen!" But when you miss, it's like, "I can't believe I was so stupid!"

Well, the biggest Norwegian newspaper regarded this as an arrest, since they hadn't told us that they were coming and they brought me in. So the biggest Norwegian newspaper looked upon that as an arrest.

I oscillate between being cynical and being naive on a regular basis. I always think that not much shocks me until something much too obvious does.