Quotes About Surprise

wet with it. In that same moment the room beyond the doorway was

What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.

I've been here a long time," I said finally. "But I think what I truly believe in is people. They can always surprise you. They have such potential . . . They can change and grow and become so much more than they or anyone else would ever have thought possible. Unlike gods. And at the end of the day, I believe that people should be kind to each other.

All the assassins that could have come after me, and I had to get a double-jointed contortionist kick-boxer.

You put butter in a pocket watch and it's bound to mess up the works even if it is the very best butter.

So much for the element of surprise," I said. She sniffed. "I'd rather have the element of naked threat any day.

I appear to be standing in a dead dog," said Tommy Oblivion. "And not in a good way.

Oh God, it's her, run!

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Everything you are afraid of will never happen. It's the events you cannot conceive of that happen.

Holy shit! Where's a cell phone camera when you need one?

I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.

You'd be surprised how far away half dead is from fully dead,

Uh, Alex," Enrique laughs. "There's a trick-or-treater here to see you.

Snakes don't have fuckin' legs, so how was I supposed to think there'd be one hidin' in the face of a damn rock that's ten feet below the summit?

Nikki looks at me, confused. "What's wrong?" I've got a gun stashed in my closet. "Nothin'.

His high school girlfriend. I caught them in the act." "You caught them having sex at Homestyle Buffet?" Carlos chimes in, confused and maybe a little amused.

What did you come here for? And where's Enrique?" "He, uh, left," I say nervously. "I think I scared him away." "You? I don't think so." "I showed him what I was wearing under my coat." Alex's eyebrows shoot up.

That shouldn't have happened," she says, throwing back her shoulders in a stance as stiff as a statue's. "What? The kiss or you likin' it so much?

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open.

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.

Love is like Christmas; you're surprised by this wonderful gift and can hear the angels sing.

There is only one principle of war and that's this. Hit the other fellow, as quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'.