Quotes About Surprise

This isn't what I expected when I found out you were sleeping in the house. What did you expect? I expected you'd come over here because you couldn't wait an extra minute to have fabulous, mind-blowing sex with me.

I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room. (Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.

What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.

Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie!' - Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris

Pam said, Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...

You, on the other hand, are a sweet little éclair on the outside and a pit bull on the inside.

He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth...

What I think I'll do,' Alcide said, 'is I'll do my best to yank Debbie from my roots. And then I'll turn up at your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire. And then we'll be happy ever after? I smiled. He nodded.

Was this the second body I'd found in the closet, or the third? I wondered why I even opened closet doors any more.

Eric," she said, "maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!" "That would be something to see," said Eric

You have a vampire living in your basement, and you're stunned by a talking cat?

Then I happened upon a whore.

For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.

Al parecer, era la época de abrazar a Sookie y nadie me había avisado.

Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand. When we emerged, she set the glass down very carefully on the ground and then looked us over from head to toe. 'Okay, don't know how to react,' she said, finally.

If he had two thoughts at the same time, they would throw a surprise party. Martin Bartel regarding a less than stellar intellect, to his wife Roe Teagarden in A Fool and His Honey

Your life was not right when you were actually surprised that someone didn't want to kill you.

If he had two thoughts at one time, they'd throw a surprise party

Intenté recoger mi mandíbula del suelo antes de que se diese cuenta de lo pasmada que me había dejado.

We'd walked over to my car while Torrance talked, and I'd pulled out my keys. Now I stopped with my fingers on the car door handle. "Dug up the backyard?" I echoed incredulously. Come to think of it, that wasn't so surprising. I thought about it for a moment. Okay, something that could be kept in a hole in the ground as well as hidden in a house.

Shall we stay out here, so we won't wake your friends? It was news to me that our conversation was going to last that long. Apparently, Bill hadn't come over just to borrow a cup of blood.

Guerillas? There are guerillas here in Dixie?" It was lucky I was looking down. I thought he meant "gorillas" for a minute, and I was having a picture in my head that was crazy wonderful. Then my brain translated.