Quotes About Surprise

Who are you?' asked Gurun. 'I am the Polity black-ops stealth attack ship Obsidian Blade.' 'Fuck,' said Gurun.

You're going to pee in someone's suitcase? Do you have any other ideas? And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. He's going to pee in someone's suitcase! Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you? But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. They're gonna open their suitcase, she blurts between bursts of glee, And their clothes'll be full of pee!

It's amazing how people can surprise you.

Revelations are never convenient, and always annoying.

I wasn't expecting that. It hit me in a place I didn't know was there. All I could think of was one of those medical shows. They're operating on some poor slob, they accidentally nick an artery, and he starts gushing. 'We got a bleeder!' the surgeon yells, and everybody comes rushing to the operating table. Nobody was rushing to me, though.

His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face

I'm sure it's no surprise to you that your existence is disgusting to me." "Understood," he says with a resigned sigh. "You're not the first to tell me that." "I won't be the last, I'm sure

Go down every rabbit hole, Tenka advised. Because some of them might actually have rabbits.

Breakfast was breakfast. How dare it be?

He feels like Frodo at the gates of Mordor. Who would have guessed that Ohio could hold such dark portent?

It had come out of nowhere—and he knew that nowhere often spat forth some very important things.

But fate is a freak when it comes to messing with your future in ways you don't see coming.

Sometimes finding the obvious means coming in with no expectations.

It is what you don't expect... that most needs looking for.

THE MOON BLEW UP WITHOUT WARNING AND FOR NO APPARENT reason.

That which is not slightly distorted lacks sensible appeal: from which it follows that irregularity - that is to say, the unexpected, surprise and astonishment, are an essential part and characteristic of beauty.

Mikä ei ole aavistuksen verran epämuotoista vaikuttaa yhdentekevältä; - tästä seuraa että säännöttömyys, toisin sanoen odottamaton, yllätyksellinen ja hämmästyttävä ovat oleellinen ja tunnuspiirteinen osa kauneutta.

To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end.

I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any other that I have gotten from there to here.

La muerte les llega a los que esperan y a los que no.

A maioria das pessoas não está pronta para a morte, a sua ou a dos outros. Ela as choca, as apavora. É como uma grande surpresa. Diabos, não deveria ser nunca. Levo a morte em meu bolso esquerdo. Ás vezes, tiro-a do bolso e falo com ela: 'Oi, gata, como vai? Quando virá me buscar? Vou estar pronto'.

Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.

las sensaciones de bienestar surgen en los momentos más extraños...

As natural selection acts by competition, it adapts the inhabitants of each country only in relation to the degree of perfection of their associates; so that we need feel no surprise at the inhabitants of any one country, although on the ordinary view supposed to have been specially created and adapted for that country, being beaten and supplanted by the naturalised productions from another land.