Quotes About Surprise

Holy ripened fuckcheese!

Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.

How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised.

Earth was totally unprepared for an enemy made of meat.

You see, my plan is working. For it is written that 'if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.

Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true meaning of life, the winning numbers of the lottery, and the unlisted phone number of God.

You put your dick in my lunch?

My name, said Mr. Fresh. Pardon? Charlie stopped tying himself up. I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's Minty. Charlie completely forgot what he was worried about. Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh? Charlie appeared to be trying to stifle a sneeze, but then snorted an explosive laugh. Then ducked.

if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.

She changed your oil and put the chill on you all in one night?

He noticed some flowers growing where Joshua had just relieved himself. Lush blossoms of a half-dozen vibrant colors stood surrounded by the deadest landscape on the planet. "Hey, were those there yesterday?" "That always happens," I said. "We don't talk about it.

there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.

Who shit in your tuba?

Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh?

Four identical brushes loaded with different colors poked through the fingers of his left hand, as if he had snatched some great, gangly insect out of the air and its multicolored legs were shot with rigor mortis or surprise.

He was continually surprised at the speed and accuracy of her creepiness. She was like some creepiness child prodigy

For it is written that 'if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.

Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.« »Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more.

Too late. It's hatched.

Having no other recourse, Roran resorted to the unexpected: he stuck his head and neck out and shouted, BAH! just as he would if he were trying to scare someone in a dark hallway...

And remember to watch out for earwigs and wild hamsters. Ferocious things, wild hamsters.

with him. As Eragon closed the screen to the bedroom, he saw something in the corner that he had missed during his first inspection: a spiral staircase that wound up a dark wood chimney. Thrusting the lantern before him, he cautiously ascended, one