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Quotes About Surprise

The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it.
~ Oscar Wilde
Oh, women have become so highly educated, Jane, that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages. They apparently are getting remarkably rare.
~ Oscar Wilde
Kobiety broni? si?, atakuj?c, a atakuj?, ust?puj?c nagle w najmniej spodziewanym momencie.
~ Oscar Wilde
I am prevented from coming in consequence of a subsequent engagement. I think that would be a rather nice excuse: it would have all the surprise of candour.
~ Oscar Wilde
Logic is the kingdom of the unexpected. To think logically is to be perpetually astonished.
~ Osip Mandelstam
Let your hook be always cast in the pond. when you least expect it, there will be fish.
~ Ovid
In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed.
~ Ozzy Osbourne
One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.
~ p g wodehouse
She was definitely the sort of girl who puts her hands over a husband's eyes, as he is crawling in to breakfast with a morning head, and says Guess who!
~ p g wodehouse
Something that might have been a very hard and knobbly leg of mutton smote Lord Emsworth violently behind the ear:the sun was turned off at the main: the stars came out, many of them of a singular brightness.
~ p g wodehouse
So!' he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say 'So!'. I had always thought it was just a thing you read in books.
~ p g wodehouse
The general effect was rather as if I had swallowed six-pennorth of dynamite and somebody touched it off inside me.
~ p g wodehouse
It's and odd thing, but however much an oficionado one may be of mysteries in book form, when they pop up in real life they seldom fail to give one the pip.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
You could have knocked me down with a feather,' said Lady Abbott, quite untruly. The feather had not been grown by bird that could have disturbed her balance for an instant.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare - or if not, it's some equally brainy bird - who says that it's always when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
All the way here he was talking about what he was going to do if he ever found you again. And now you tell me he did find you. What happened? Didn't he eat you?' 'No, miss.' 'Probably on a diet.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.
~ P.C. Cast
Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?
~ P.C. Cast
ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?
~ P.C. Cast
ohmygoodNESS!
~ P.C. Cast
Ohmygod. Did hell just freeze over? - Zoey Redbird when Aphrodite LaFonte tells her parents that Zoey deserves to be leader of the Dark Daughters
~ P.C. Cast
Neferet fell smack on her butt.
~ P.C. Cast
It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
it has been well said that it is precisely these moments when we are feeling that ours is the world and everything that's in it that Fate selects for sneaking up on us with the rock in the stocking.
~ P.G. Wodehouse