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Quotes About Surprise

Chance often gives us that which we should not have presumed to ask.
~ Alphonse de Lamartine
For me, serendipity, coincidence and chance are more interesting than any preconceived construct of our human encounters.
~ Unknown
I had some good opportunities. I was lucky to have had the chance to do things differently. Architecture is about surprise.
~ Oscar Niemeyer
I never thought I'd get a chance to sing with Wilson Pickett but we did.
~ Eddie Floyd
The testing process usually happens when we least expect it, thereby catching you off guard and giving you no chance to display anything by your real personality.
~ Napoleon Hill
There are a lot of things that American fans don't know about me yet! I would say they don't know me at all, but I guess that's great because now I have the chance to surprise them and make friends.
~ Omar Chaparro
I am the Earl of Ravensmoor. And you are? (Sparhawk) Totally freaking out. (Taryn) Tis a most peculiar name, milady. Are you by chance Welsh? (Sparhawk)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible.
~ Anthony Liccione
Be unprepared, that's my motto. Be unprepared, and let life overwhelm you.
~ Marty Rubin
If you do not expect it you will not find the unexpected for it is hard to find and difficult.
~ Heraclitus
Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it will be a fish.
~ Ovid
How often things occur by mere chance which we dared not even hope for.
~ Terence
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~ Kin Hubbard
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)
~ Gerard Way
When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'
~ Paul Merson
...So put a gerbil on your Christmas list.
~ Ras Kass
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
~ Milton Berle
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
~ Milton Berle
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!
~ Norm MacDonald
Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find 'em on my doorstep, and it's like Christmas. I get excited.
~ Marilyn Manson
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
~ Milton Berle
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
~ Milton Berle
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
~ Robin Williams
P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.
~ Joanne Fluke