Quotes About Surprise

I think someone's about to have a really bad chair day.

Then she squeezed me tighter. Her leg came up and wrapped around me. Then she kissed me too hard and our teeth banged together. I felt like a boa constrictor's dinner.

Readers of the book, paradoxically, will have a different kind of surprise in store for them: What many "Vertigo" aficionados will find perplexing are the systematic, businesslike, matter of fact circumstances under which this odd, obsessional, very un-matter-of-fact film was created.

The first time I saw Marcey Parker she was happily firing a submachine gun through a window.

Let's T.P. Andrea's house!" I

I have bad news," he announced.

But that's crazy!" Pep said. "Who would attack the largest ball of twine in the world?" "The largest cat in the world?" suggested Coke.

Arlo!" Andrea shouted. "Why did you do that?

Naaaaaaayyyyy," said Pootie. "Milk comes out of goats?" I asked. "I thought milk came out of cows." "It comes out of goats, too, Arlo," said Andrea. Little Miss Know-It-All was proud of herself because she knew something I didn't know. I hate her. "See, we learned something already," said Mrs. Lizzy. "Goats

Okay, okay, I'll tell you. And you don't even have to read the next chapter. It was Dr. Carbles!

PRINCIPAL SPENCE?!

It was like she just disappeared," I said. "We didn't chase her with scissors

We were arguing about it when all of a sudden some funny-looking guy marched into our classroom. He was all dressed up in a fancy army uniform. He had a white wig on his head and a sword in his hand. "To be prepared for war is the best way to keep the peace!" the army guy said. Then he marched out of the classroom.

said Mr. Granite. "Did you hear about the fire at the circus?" "No," we all shouted.

Ooooo!" Ryan said. "Miss Newman is kissing Luke Warm! They must be in love!" "When are they gonna get married?" asked Michael. "They just did, you dumbheads!" shouted Andrea.

Sunny and headed back to the beach house. "I have great news, A.J.!" my mom yelled from the porch. "I just got off the phone. One of your friends from school is going to be sharing the house with us!" "Yippee!" I said. "Who is it? Ryan? Michael? Neil?" "No," my mother replied. "It's Andrea Young." WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Bummer in the Summer!

DR. CARBLES?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I always thought you had to go to principal

Holy !@#$%!" Coke exclaimed.

boo-boo on you. It was Miss Daisy! "Well, hello again, third graders!

Did you eat a lot of bonbons recently?" "No," Mrs. Daisy said, "I gave almost all of them away." "Then how did you get so fat?" I asked. "Because…" "Because we're going to have a baby!" said Mr. Macky.

What the heck was that supposed to mean? Pep

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

What's German for "Holy shit, a big dog in a T-shirt and panties just stole my bag!"? If I kept this up, I might have to learn.

He gathered her against him tightly, chest to chest, hip to hip. She wouldn't have minded staying there forever. "I wanted to do this from the moment I saw you sleeping in my bed," he murmured against her mouth. "I just wanted to shoot you," she said the first thing that popped into her dazed mind.