Quotes About Surprise

I promise not to lip-sync when I sing you Happy Birthday.

I'm buying you the nicest birthday gift that post-Christmas clearance sales have to offer.

I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget.

You don't need to be a royal fetus for me to be excited about your birthday.

You'll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn't get you anything for your birthday.

Here's hoping you forgot it was your birthday too.

This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday.

You're a gift to the world. How's that for a reverse birthday wish?

Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside.

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.

Do you know what is the best return gift you can give to your friends and acquaintances who wish you Happy Birthday? Accomplish the things they never expected you to do and shut them up forever. Happy Birthday!

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge."

You never really know someone until you play UNO with them, and the asshole hits you with a 'Draw 4.'

I went to a party at a bar in college, and gave the bouncer a fake ID. Turns out, he was best friends with the guy on my ID.

One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the first time he hears him speak in public. He will be stranger to him as he is more familiar to the audience. The longest intimacy could not foretell how he would behave then

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

When something exciting happens I randomly slap the person next to me.

Saying, 'DUUDE...' before saying something important to a friend.

You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Funny how it was supposed to be to celebrate our friendship but turns up ending it. Ohhh the irony.

The Worst harm comes from where you lastly expect it. So forget about your enemies and think what your friends will do.

How do you put all this bad karma into the world and then are surprised when you keep having a 'string of bad luck'?!

Its amazing how you can fall in love with a person you didn't even notice the first time you met them.