Quotes About Surprise

I wasn't counting on this fight." "We rarely count on the ones we're forced to face.

New Yorkers who had gone to bed on Sunday evening to the sound of rain were startled on Monday morning to find snow sifting in through cracks around their windows and piling up in front of their doors so fast that even those who left home at dawn had to dig their way out.

The next challenge was how to give it to her. Should he just put it in the spare bedroom, take her by the hand, and when she spotted the cradle in the middle of the room say, "What do you think about a baby?" Did that sound ridiculous? Did he care?

A fist, delicate and lily white, punched out of the snow and smacked Daniel in the nose. He jerked backward, his feet slipped, and he landed on his backside. He looked at the hole in the snow made by the fist and saw Grace's cherry-red nose poking out of the snowdrift. He suspected his nose was now the same color, and not because of the cold. "Well, it's certainly nice to see you boys." Grace smiled and pulled her nose back out of sight.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.

Whenever I meet with anything agreeable in this world it surprises me so much -- and pleases me so much (when my passions are not interested in one way or the other) that I go on wondering for a week to come.

For suddenly, I saw you there And through foggy London town The sun was shining everywhere...

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!

If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?

The chemist who can extract from his heart's elements, compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compound them into one can create that atom which is called love.

On a day you least expect a dozen roses will you get. But a dozen roses they will not be; for there will only be eleven. For you are the twelth rose sent from heaven.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love wholeheartedly, be surprised, give thanks and praise then you will discover the fullness of your life.

When your looking for your Mr.Right you will never find him but when you least expect it he will be knocking on your door

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.