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Quotes About Surprise

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
~ Minnie Driver
People plan, God laughs.
~ Nicholas Sparks
I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke.
~ Nick Offerman
I woke to a bucket of ice water in my face. "Sadie! Get up," Zia said. "God!" I yelled. "Was that necessary?" "No," admitted Zia.
~ Rick Riordan
"Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock," she said, but she was whispering, too, and didn't move away from me.
~ Rosemary Clement-Moore
For a moment, they all stood staring at each other. Then Holly shattered the stillness by throwing herself at Angela. "God, Angie!" she exclaimed, arms locked around her neck. "What Happened?
~ Sarah Rees Brennan
Tell me the name of your best friend. (Sunshine) Wulf Tryggvason. (Talon) Oh my God, you just answered a question. I think the world may end over it. (Sunshine)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh God, it's her, run!
~ Simon R. Green
I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!
~ Sophie Kinsella
Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.
~ Dave Barry
One of the strengths of my interviews is that I really, honest to God, have no idea what people are going to say.
~ Errol Morris
He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.
~ Ian Holloway
With that, he looked over his shoulder. Blay's breath shot out of his lungs. "Oh... my God," he whispered.
~ J.R. Ward
Surely the thing God enjoys most about being God is the thrill of being merciful, especially to those who don't expect it and often feel they don't deserve it.
~ Jeffrey R. Holland
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
~ Jill Shalvis
If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.
~ Jodi Picoult
How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
~ Woody Allen
Before I could turn to look up, a voice boomed from the heavens: "What the heck is going on down there?
~ Kat Falls, Rip Tide
There is no point of adventure if you have known about everything.I wonder how God deals with the situation, considering the boredom.
~ Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd.
~ Pope Benedict XVI
Any good movie is filled with secrets.
~ Mike Nichols
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
~ Liam Gallagher
If good things are coming, they will be a pleasant surprise," said the seer. "If bad things are, and you know in advance, you will suffer greatly before they even occur.
~ Paulo Coelho
Sometimes things seem too good to be true.
~ Keke Palmer