Quotes About Rick

Satyrs aren't dryads, but we have roots, too. Camp Half Blood is mine.

Keep a demon busy, I thought. Right. Maybe he fancies a game of Tiddlywinks.

Meg looked at me with something resembling respect. "What did you do to them?" "Nothing," I said. "Half the trick to being a god is knowing how to bluff.

Actually," he said, "you're not far off. Uncle Leo brought some toys for all you good little demigods.

Leo Valdez! the spirit howled. Open this gate or I will kill you! A fair and generous offer! Leo said.

I may be biased, but I think jackals are cute and cuddly, even if they were known for digging up graves in Ancient Egypt.

BEHOLD THE CHEDDAR! [Leo] announced. ALL HAIL THE CHEESE CONQUERORS!

Hold up. Leo stepped forward, wagging his Wii controller. Did you just call my a ship a monstrosity? I KNOW you didn't that.

Bad Cyclops Lady! he bellowed. General Tyson says GO AWAY!

One trog whispered, "Who is that?" His companion whispered back, "Don't know, but he can't be important. He's wearing a Mets hat.

Across the field, Carter's voice yelled: 'STAHP!' I guess stahp is actually a word in Ancient Egyptian. Who knew?

The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

The wolf Lupa had told him that mortal minds could believe just about anything—except the truth.

But as a practical matter, Detroit's the sports city in the country.

casern for four years, using the municipal

Dick Syracuse: I used to refer to us as the Cecil B. DeMille warriors.

That is where a big part of the Old South is, on coffee tables in Greenwich Village.

the late writer Lewis Grizzard once wrote, it is hard to get drunk and fall off a backyard.

It wasn't hard to take a liberal stand on race so long as it was seen as a Southern problem, and the Republicans didn't have any white Southerners to placate.

Fifties advertising was a dogmatic art, to the point of pretending to be a science.

Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.

But as a practical matter, Detroit's the sports city in the country.

I have worked really hard to defy categorization, to break down a taxonomy whenever it comes my way.

Toomp produced 'White House' on my first record, and we made magic.