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Quotes About Discovery

My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.
~ Erma Bombeck
Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?
~ George Bernard Shaw
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
~ Jay Leno
I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."
~ Jim Gaffigan
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
~ Karl Pilkington
It's always funny to find what people's button is.
~ Seth Rogen
Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised?
~ Stephenie Meyer
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
~ Steven Wright
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
~ Steven Wright
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.
~ Albert Einstein
Jin looked both ways for the Quicksilver Dragon before crossing the canal.
~ Felix Long, To Conquer Heaven
I can only drive slowly.""That's all right.""And I can only do left turns."Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. "Wales is left! Look! It's left all the way!
~ Hilary McKay, Saffy's Angel
If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.
~ Unknown
Oh. My. God.' she said, pointing out of the window. 'Do you know what that is?'I nodded and said, 'I think I may have seen it before.''That, ' said Florida, 'is the Moonyouidiot.
~ Frank Cottrell Boyce
Its Batteries! I just know it!
~ Unknown
Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...
~ Unknown
We walked on the moon. We made footprints somewhere no one else had ever made footprints, and unless someone comes and rubs them out, those footprints will be there forever because there's no wind.
~ Unknown
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Yer a wizard, Harry!
~ J.K. Rowling
If you have time today, so let's show you some strange stone.
~ Tanmaya Guru
Science is the key to our future, and if you don't believe in science, then you're holding everybody back.
~ Bill Nye
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
~ Robert Frost
The greatest adventure is what lies ahead
~ J. R. R. Tolkien
Ships and sails proper for the heavenly air should be fashioned. Then there will also be people, who do not shrink from the dreary vastness of space.
~ Johannes Kepler