Quotes About Discovery

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

One does not go to Moscow to get fat.

I think there is some methodology in my travels.

It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor.

Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.

But nowhere in the file had anyone said, "Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction." At least not in the parts I'd skimmed.

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over again all my life.

We have just discovered our dear colleague butchered in a hotel room, and you wish to discuss literature?

That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.

I hate when I look in my closet and find clothes instead of Narnia.

You never know what you will find in your pants!

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

[Caine]"Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were."[Sam]"Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there a German word for that? Let's say its schaufenfrieglasploit.

Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.

If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.

Think people really want to know what's out there?""Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck