Quotes About Mystery

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

Unfortunately for a multitude of occultists, humor is a rare ingredient in their lives. In fact it is their very lack of humor that has impelled them into the arcane and esoteric.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Who knows, my friend? Maybe the sword does have some magic. Personally, I think it's the warrior who wields it.

Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

I wonder how Admat can be everywhere. Is he in my sandal? Or is he my sandal itself? Why would a god bother to be a sandal? Does he wear shoes or sandals himself, invisible ones?

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?

It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor.

Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are!

I read the first few, " said Jackaby. "I've instructed my duck to just file the rest directly under P. I left it to him to decide if that was for politics or paranoia.