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Quotes About Mystery

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]
~ Terry Pratchett
Why does everyone run toward a blood-curdling scream? mumbled the Senior Wrangler. It's contrary to all sense.
~ Terry Pratchett
The Universe is a lot more complicated than it looks from the outside.
~ Terry Pratchett
The night was as black as the inside of a cat.
~ Terry Pratchett
That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.
~ Terry Pratchett
WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?
~ Terry Pratchett
Everything is magic when you don't know what it is. Your sliding rule is a magic wand to most people.
~ Terry Pratchett
I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish, said Constable Visit. The thunder seemed particularly loud in the silence. Washpot, are we talking miracles here? said Reg eventually. Or just a very slow digestive process?
~ Terry Pratchett
It was a large room, heavily outfitted with the usual badly ventilated furnaces, rows of bubbling crucibles, and one stuffed alligator. Things floated in jars. The air smelled of a limited life expectancy.
~ Terry Pratchett
What is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons?
~ Terry Pratchett
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. [...] By the stinking of my nose, something wicked this way goes[.] [...] By the blinking of my eyes, something wicked this way dies.
~ Terry Pratchett
I know nothing about her. Just some books, and some stories she tried to tell me, and things I didn't understand, and I remember big red soft hands and that smell. I never knew who she really was. I mean, she must have been nine too, once.
~ Terry Pratchett
The three thieves looked around. As their eyes grew accustomed to the gloom, they received a general impression of armourality, with strong overtones of helmetness.
~ Terry Pratchett
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs Sincerely, The Opera Ghost
~ Terry Pratchett
Destiny was funny stuff, he knew. You couldn't trust it. Often you couldn't even see it. Just when you knew you had it cornered, it turned out to be something else—coincidence, maybe, or providence. You barred the door against it, and it was standing behind you. Then just when you thought you had it nailed down it walked away with the hammer.
~ Terry Pratchett
Real magic is the hand around the bandsaw, the thrown spark in the powder keg, the dimension-warp linking you straight into the heart of a star, the flaming sword that burns all the way down to the pommel. Sooner juggle torches in a tar pit than mess with real magic. Sooner lie down in front of a thousand elephants.
~ Terry Pratchett
she was definitely feeling several twinkles short of a glitter...
~ Terry Pratchett
That was how it worked. No magic at all. But that time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.
~ Terry Pratchett
The human mind was a deep and abiding mystery and the Librarian was glad he didn't have one anymore.
~ Terry Pratchett
You always knew where you stood with Quezovercoatl. It was generally with a lot of people on top of a great stepped pyramid with someone in an elegant feathered headdress chipping an exquisite obsidian knife for your very own personal use.
~ Terry Pratchett
No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with your return ticket already punched.
~ Terry Pratchett
Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.
~ Terry Pratchett
An hour ago Cutwell had thumbed through the index of The Monster Fun Grimoire and had cautiously assembled a number of common household ingredients and put a match to them. Funny thing about eyebrows, he mused. You never really noticed them until they'd gone.
~ Terry Pratchett
She is standing just behind you. Just behind your right shoulder. In the silence of the woods, Polly turned. I can't see her, she said. I am happy for you, said Wazzer, handing her the empty mug. But I didn't see anything, said Polly. No, said Wazzer. But you turned around...
~ Terry Pratchett