Quotes About Pork

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

Smithfield spilled more than 20 million gallons of lagoon waste into the New River in North Carolina. The spill remains the largest environmental disaster of its kind and is twice as big as the iconic Exxon Valdez 6 years earlier... at the time of the spill, Smithfield was the 7th largest pork producer in the US; two years later it was the biggest.

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork.

for God's sake, let's be done with the hypocrisy of claiming "I am a biblical literalist" when everyone is a selective literalist, especially those who swear by the antihomosexual laws in the Book of Leviticus and then feast on barbecued ribs and delight in Monday-night football, for it is toevali, an abomination, not only to eat pork but merely to touch the skin of a dead pig.

If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.

There is absolutely no relationship between an artificially flavored canned pork and a real ham.

When I cry. I am funny looking. My face looks like pork sausage before its cooked. Are yeah rollin over that one now or what . . . Well I've got to close so . . . 4-now Love Lee

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

GROWL!--opp/opp/opp/opp/opp/opp/opp/opp! the alligator said with the pork chop sticking out of his mouth. Nothing Elizabeth's alligator said profoundly, for meek alligators shall inherit the earth.

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I love watching a single pork chop seasoned with garlic and shallots cook and see the fat bubble around it.

Though pigs have been proven susceptible to a porcine spongiform encephalopathy, the National Pork Producers Council claims that no naturally occurring cases of 'mad pig' disease have ever been discovered.

Yes, to smell pork; to eat of the habitation which your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into. I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following; but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray with you. What news on the Rialto?

It says here that Judge Sewall believed the American Indians were the lost tribe of Israel. He lists a number of similarities between the Jews and your Indians — the women move to a separate tent during menstruation, they don't eat pork and they practice circumcision.

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.

Long live sausage! Long live salami! Long live pork, coppa, and pancetta!

I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He said, 'Which way?'

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time.

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me.

The Pork Marketing Board worked with advertising and marketing firms to position the pig as a sort of four-legged chicken - a healthy part of any low-fat lifestyle. The Other White Meat campaign launched in 1987 and was so successful at selling lean pork cuts, it actually hurt the rest of the pig.

When I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork. Washington is full of big spenders. Let's make them squeal.

A lot of people don't know, but I love soul food. I love fried chicken and pork chops, all of that.

Alessa—sensibly masked—comes downstairs and over to the counter. She takes one look at me and says, "What the hell did you do to yourself?" "He says he got into a fight with a pig," says Candy. "It looks like the pig won." "It was a draw," I say. "But next time I'm coming home with pork chops.