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Quotes About Shelly

The extent of my political involvement is that I'm a registered voter - Republican.
~ Shelly Burch
strides, Shelly grabbed the ball
~ Diane Chamberlain
It therefore provides a hermeneutical reference point for interpreting all his sayings, including the other Gospel statements from him about divorce and remarriage.
~ Rubel Shelly
Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.
~ Shelly Laurenston
They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching "The Howling.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!
~ Shelly Laurenston
Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?" "A smart one.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Didn't have much choice. Couldn't handle the whining." "She whines?" "Not her, but a teacup poodle." "Canines have teacup poodle shifters now?
~ Shelly Laurenston
He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?
~ Shelly Laurenston
Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!
~ Shelly Laurenston
Mister?" she snapped. "Paddington?" he shot back.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit.
~ Shelly Laurenston
You're trying to make me crazy, aren't you?" "Not at all." Sara put her bowl down. "I'm just saying there could be bunny shifters." "THERE ARE NO BUNNY SHIFTERS!" Shaking her head she accused, "You're a bunny bigot." Zach threw his spoon back in the near-empty bowl. "And there is no such thing as bunny bigots." "Bunny bigot," she accused again.
~ Shelly Laurenston
What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of us," Jace added. "She's a dog .
~ Shelly Laurenston
Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. "Is that supposed to be a used condom?
~ Shelly Laurenston
I'm sorry . . . what?" "For they are the Crows," he intoned solemnly, "and they are the harbingers of death.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Her eyes grew wide and she briefly covered her mouth with her hand. "Are you a virgin?" she whispered. "What? No!" "But when do you find time with that rigid schedule of yours? I mean prisoners at Rikers have more freedom!
~ Shelly Laurenston