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Quotes About Road etiquette

Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
~ Steven Wright
My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going. This is particularly true of old men wearing hats. If you get behind an old guy wearing a hat on a winding road, you might as well just phone ahead on your cell and tell your friends you're going to be late.
~ Linwood Barclay
Generally speaking, rural drivers are a much better behaved species than city drivers. I'm not sure whether they're intrinsically this way, or there are just fewer opportunities for them to do behave badly. You can't go around running red lights if there aren't any red lights to run.
~ Linwood Barclay
Don't drive like you own the road; drive like you own the car.
~ James Patterson
I absolutely hate cyclists. If they use the roads for free and they don't have to pay any tax, they must obey the rules.
~ Nigel Havers
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
~ Sam Ewing
Normal Iraqi etiquette was forgotten the moment drivers sat behind the wheel.
~ Davis Bunn