Quotes About Loss

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.

Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one!

I got bored, " he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.

Great. There goes our security deposit."~ Sean

It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?

Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone.

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.