Quotes About Reflection

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

I feel like this is a dream, and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse.

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face.

Old age realizes the dreams of youth: look at Dean Swift; in his youth he built an asylum for the insane, in his old age he was himself an inmate.

Old age has the last word: the purely naturalistic look at life, however enthusiastically it may begin, is sure to end in sadness. . . . This sadness lies at the heart of every merely positivist, agnostic, or naturalistic scheme of philosophy.