Quotes About Reflection

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.