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Quotes About Margaritas

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
~ Chelsea Handler
Hey, senorita, want to throw back some margaritas with me?" Maya gave him a scornful look as only Maya could. "Who the hell are you?" "Your dream come true, sweetheart." "I might puke." Maya shoved past him, her toolbox just missing his groin. "It's too early in the morning for assholes.
~ Allyson James
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.
~ Jen Kirkman
If you're trying to get ahead in the corporate world, appearing smart in meetings should be your top priority. This can be hard if you find yourself daydreaming about Mexico, margaritas or queso cheese dip.
~ Sarah Cooper
Being an atheist had never stopped me from enjoying the ritual, community singing, gay friendly and general do-unto-others-as-you-would-have-them-do-unto-you sentiment of the school's chapel services, plus, the school had amazing camping trips. A camping trip that includes margaritas? What's not to like?
~ Annabelle Gurwitch
The women had one of their get-togethers last night. From what I heard, it was lots of margaritas and ice cream and calling you a bastard. They're all hungover this morning, so
~ Susan Mallery
I legitimately wanted to know if Mayor Bloomberg was going to ban large margaritas that I cry over while on a date alone at Dallas BBQ as a part of his controversial soda ban.
~ Awkwafina
I love Mexican food.
~ Busy Philipps
People ask me all the time, 'What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?' And my honest answer is always, 'When I was growing up in Mexico, nothing. Really, nothing. It was a school day. It was totally normal.' But when I grew up and started going to San Diego and started drinking margaritas, that's when Cinco de Mayo celebrations started for me.
~ Marcela Valladolid
I love to go out with my husband and a few friends on Friday or Saturday. Being from Southern California, Mexican food is my favorite, and I normally splurge on enchiladas and margaritas.
~ Denise Austin
In Arizona we salt margaritas, not sidewalks.
~ Local joke
If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.
~ Dave Barry
I'd much rather have margaritas with his parents so I could tell them what a great kid they raised.
~ Jen Lancaster
Toad is single again!!!!" Jenn also loved the exclamation mark the way some people love Margaritas or chocolate.
~ Nancy Warren