Quotes About Perspective

With women, you don't get to pick the meaning of what you mean. They do. All men understand this.

Millions of people across our great land who want nothing more than to be left alone and pursue their own happiness of believing mean-spirited bullshit. Except society has evolved away from ignorance. And that's where we come in." "How?" "We make being shitty feel good again.

The Roman Empire invented snacks, right after the aqueducts. Irrigation flowed, food plentiful, people munching between meals in the city-states. They ate these little, sun-dried meaty things, highly distasteful and falling out of favor until olive oil. I just made all that up. The key to life is making shit up. Everyone does it or society would unravel, like, Gee, your hair looks great! Or: God told me you're wrong

But what do you think all that shooting was about?" "It's U.S. 1," said Serge. "So it doesn't have to be about anything.

History has an imagination greater than any writer," said Serge.

Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.

I'm not the superstitious type, which is why I don't like superstitious people. They're bad luck.

You can only judge through the context of the times," said Serge. "What's an expression of love in one generation brings social workers to the house today.

There's only one thing holding America back from realizing her full glory. Ready? You want to write this down? No? Okay, here it is: We need to stop taking ourselves so seriously.

Hey, Serge, I just realized that 'slow up' and 'slow down' mean the same thing. That's fucked.

Near the end they give you morphine. I'm looking forward to that." Serge turned another page. "You might want to bottle some of that excess ambition for the afterlife.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.

actually my chair is glued by gravity to a spinning ball that's hurtling around the Sun at a speed of 67,000 miles per hour. So I'm not in the same place at all. I'm 67,000 miles away from where I was sitting an hour ago! Or am I?

For the man of vision, all things are good, even if they appear evil to others. When men devise mischief against him, he sees it in the light of his knowledge of Atum, and he — and only he — transforms evil into Goodness.

For man, time is a destroyer, but for the Cosmos it is an ever-turning wheel. These earthly forms that come and go are illusions.

Everything is a story, and we are the authors of our own lives.

No way. Right tackle only.... No more left out.

There's no question that the best way to get people to care about an issue is to humanize it.

There's no question that I am biased toward the Hebrew calendar over the Gregorian one.

In retirement, I have enjoyed it... and everyone misses the game, there's no question, you miss lots of different parts of it.

You're looking at a guy who has no reason to complain about anything.

There is no reason why I should call myself a democrat.

In America people get depressed for no reason. They say, 'I'm sad my boyfriend didn't call me.' I tell them, 'How would you like to spend 12 hours on a line to get bread or a chicken?' That is depressing.