Quotes About Perspective

It made me realize that Beatrice had changed; that she did not pull her wagon so much as she got taken for rides.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

Sugar, Tara said in a voice that was pure Pissed-Off South. You need to go far, far away. A few weeks ago, he'd have taken that to mean she didn't want to see his face within a six-hundred-mile radius. Now he knew the truth. He distracted her. He could live with that. Came to see if I can help. I think I know how to make burgers, she said smoothly. But bless your heart. In other words, f*** off and die.

Mallory dropped her head to the steering wheel. Look, I'm mad at you, okay? This isn't about me. I know my painful memories are relative. My life is good. I'm lucky. This isn't about how poor little Mallory has had it so hard. I'm not falling apart or anything. He stroked a hand down her back. Of course you're not. You're just holding the steering wheel up with your head for a minute, that's all.

Let me Guess-you lost the coin toss with Dell, which left you stuck with me. Only you don't know how to tell me this because you're a penis-carrying human and can't figure out how to communicate with a mere vagina.

In his world, people never questioned him. And it was a good place to be, his world. Apparently she hadn't gotten the memo.

But you make of it [life] what you can, and you do your best to enjoy the hell out of it, because it's the only life you get.

Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.

A hint about women,' Mick said to Cliff. 'Never in the history of all history has telling a woman to calm down ever calmed one down.

Listen, she finally said. I might've given you the wrong impression when I...bumped into you with the bear thing. Bumped into me? He couldn't help it, he laughed. You tried to crawl up my body. Which is my point, she said stiffly. My sleep-out adventure isn't going to include crawling up anyone's body. Will it include sleeping? -Amy and Matt

Always get the facts first. You can distort them later.

A person who's willing to meet you halfway is usually, conveniently, a poor judge of distance.

You'll be great, Cole said, patting her shoulder. He took one last look at Sam's face. Whatever he saw there made him smile. But maybe you should go a little easy on him; he's had it tough. She looked at Sam's face, too. Rough as in dating gorgeous blondes named Selena who yell at you in the alley, or rough as in getting to go boating all day long for a living? Cole tossed back his head and laughed. You get a raise for that. I'll tell our accountant. He turned to Sam again. Give her a raise.

And speaking of footwear, yours are on the wrong feet." Keller looked down at his shoes and scratched his head before tipping his head up again. "But I don't have any other feet," he finally said.

He snorted. "Elle, you're always right. It's your world and we all just live in it.

Are you okay? Fan-fricking-tastic. Only way today could get better is if I were scheduled for an appendectomy. Without drugs. In a third-world country.

on a scale of mental breakdowns from Justin Bieber to Britney Spears, I think I'm about a Shia LaBeouf.

I know we're supposed to be grateful for all the mistakes we make, but mostly I'm just grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads.

Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.

Don't take life too seriously. After all, none of us are getting out alive anyway." PHOEBE TRAEGER

I get that the proof of my wanting isn't as … evident as yours was, but I'm quite certain you could find it if you searched hard enough.

Problem?" Riggs asked. "You mean other than my life sucks and I'm wearing a unicorn onesie?

You're as happy as you make up your mind to be." PHOEBE TRAEGER

You're as happy as you make up your mind to be.