Quotes About Perspective

My friend is texting me about her crazy sex life and I'm sitting here eating bacon & watching Scooby Doo. LIFE IS SAD FOR ME.

People who judge you badly for sometimes acting crazy, insane, or just plain weird...are just jealous because their life is boring!

Dont feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to believe them.

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Your life may be hard, but there's people worse off than you. Always. Be patient. Your life will improve.

Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else.

Learn to appreciate everything, it could be minute and mean nothing to you, but it could be the best efforts of another.

Contentment is Riches. Not all that glitters is gold. Don't be intimidated by Facebook captions. While some are real, most are unrealistic facade. Be Grateful, appreciate God for the little you have.

I am thankful for the difficult people in my life, they have shown me exactly who I do not want to be.

After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.

If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important.

Lent is my favorite time of year to not be Christian.

My Ex-Husband is the BEST husband !

Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Do not think about your problems too much, because your Problems don't really care about you!

For you I was just a chapter, but for me you were the book.

I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean, what's that?

The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.

Ones first love is always perfect until one meets ones second love.

Being 50 is great, so long as all your friends are 60!

You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling.

There are numerous advantages in being fifty, ask any eighty year old.

Age is just a matter of feeling. You aren't sixty if you dont feel like it.