Quotes About Perspective

You take romance - I'll take Jell-O.

Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what's right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in.

Hell is other people at breakfast.

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

If there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way.

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels.

One may live without bread, not without roses.

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

Food for thought, eat my words with your mind: Emcees are grapes, and grapes are crushed to wine.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive.

Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another piece o' pie.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

What people do with food is an act that reveals how they construe the world.

Since we have a good loaf, let us not look for cheesecakes.

Whats more important than recipes is how we think about food, and a good cookbook should open up a new way of doing just that.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Why don't you like the foods I like?" he asks sometimes. "Why don't you like the foods I make?" I answer.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?