Quotes About Perspective

When the English have scored a goal, they think nothing more remains to be done.

Many people say to me, "I saw [Miral] and it really stayed with me. I woke up the next day and really thought about it, and have been thinking about it for awhile." That was my goal.

Somebody is n the hospital begging God for the opportunity u have right now. Step into your moment.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her