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Quotes About Perspective

When I met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always
~ Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
~ Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.
~ Rita Rudner
It doesn't matter what I think. It matters what you think, Donny boy. Tonight was the best thing that could have happened to you. You will now either get out of the business and lead a normal life
~ Ritch Shydner
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.
~ Roald Dahl
My darling, she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life? I don't mind at all I said. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody loves you.
~ Roald Dahl
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
~ Roald Dahl
Meanings is not important, said the BFG. I cannot be right all the time. Quite often I is left instead of right.
~ Roald Dahl
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.
~ Roald Dahl
All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen. If only they would read a little Dickens or Kipling they would soon discover there was more to life than cheating people and watching television.
~ Roald Dahl
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It's not possible.
~ Roald Dahl
We are all a great deal luckier that we realize, we usually get what we want - or near enough.
~ Roald Dahl
Mice, I felt pretty certain, all like each other. People don't.
~ Roald Dahl
You must remember that there was virtually no air travel in the early 1930s. Africa was two weeks away from England by boat and it took you about five weeks to get to China. These were distant and magic lands and nobody went to them just for a holiday. You went there to work. Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours and nothing is fabulous anymore.
~ Roald Dahl
Yesterday, he said, we was not believing in giants, was we? Today we is not believing in snozzcumbers. Just because we happen not to have actually seen something with our own two little winkles, we think it is not existing.
~ Roald Dahl
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men," Mr. Wonka said.
~ Roald Dahl
All grown-ups appear as giants to small children. But Headmasters (and policemen) are the biggest giants of all and acquire a marvellously exaggerated stature.
~ Roald Dahl
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men
~ Roald Dahl
I padri e le madri sono tipi strani: anche se il figlio è il più orribile moccioso che si possa immaginare, sono convinti che si tratti di un bambino stupendo. Niente di male: il mondo è fatto così. Ma quando dei genitori cominciano a spiegarci che il loro orrendo pargolo è un autentico genio, viene proprio da urlare: — Presto, una bacinella! Ho una nausea tremenda!
~ Roald Dahl
as much as the next man
~ Roald Dahl
The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives...All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen
~ Roald Dahl
We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.
~ Roald Dahl
I cannot be helping it if I sometimes is saying things a little squiggly. I
~ Roald Dahl