Quotes About Pubes

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

My hair curls like a yeti's pubes in this humidity—I'm starting to figure out why product was invented!

Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end up kissing a bunch of pubes.