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Quotes About Trouser

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
~ Sarah Silverman
It's not a church, Josie. And I have an important message." Mum gazed around her. "Bernard. Now is not the-" "And my message is-*these*." My father bent over and with exaggerated care pulled up his trouser legs. First the left then the right. From my position on the other side of the water tank I could see that his shins were pale and faintly blotchy. The rooftop fell silent. Everyone stared. He extended one leg. "Smooth as a baby's backside. Go on, Josie, feel them.
~ Jojo Moyes
He took a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and wiped hard at his mouth, back and forth, as though a residue of guilt clung there and he was afraid it would give him away.
~ Clive Barker
The Madame deplored fat men. They had no laps, and of what use is a lapless human? Nevertheless, she gave him the common courtesy of a sniff at his trouser cuffs and immediately backed away, twitching her nose and showing her teeth.
~ Lilian Jackson Braun
I didn't like the way it looked in white trousers, and I couldn't find anything to work underneath them.
~ Sara Blakely
Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!
~ Louise Rennison
In the end they worked out that Angus must have sneaked into Naomi's love parlor before his trouser snake addendums were, you know…adjusted. Super-Cat!!! He is without doubt the 007 of the cat world.
~ Louise Rennison