Quotes About Introspection

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Check thyself before thy wreck thyself.

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I drink therefore I am.

The longer you live, the more you will begin to understand who you actually are and what you are capable of doing.

Sometimes it is better to be alone because it gives you some time to be who you are.

I am today what I should have been in the past, however, it was the past that has made me into the person I am today...

We all get to a point in life where we need to take control of who we are as people. You do this by serious soul searching and being honest with yourself.