Quotes About Eoin Colfer

The good news is that Kong can't be too far ahead of us, so it is unlikely he had time to set up any traps either.

Convict. What are you doing?' 'Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Er... WARP: Witness Anonymous Relocation Programme.' 'That sounds like they threw in Anonymous to fit the name WARP. Otherwise they'd have WRP and what kind of acronym would that be?

Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is, so that I may feed him his organs.

I am surprised. 'A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?

ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflatulence Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

us, by the way – "they are forever dead to their brothers and sisters." So there was no guarantee that that particular fairy was worth even

and instead of ordering Budacious to attack the Fowl twin, he ordered it to knit a sweater of ants, which confused the creeper so much that it went into a spasm and fell away from Axborn completely

Great, thought Holly. No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

King Nicholas had explained the lense box to

How did that go?" he asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age." "Fabulous," said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding.

Holly, vertrouw je me?' Holly kreunde. 'Artemis, vraag dat nou niet. Ik weet gewoon dat je nu weer met een van je waanzinnige plannen komt.' 'Vertrouw je me?' 'Ja,' verzuchtte Holly. 'Ja, meer dan wie ook.

And how would sirs like their steak?" "Rare," said Ford. "So rare a vet with some shock paddles could revive it.

Mulch on the other hand couldn't have found his childhood with an encyclopedia.

Would you? That would be fab.' Aseed made the triangle sign. 'What's that?' 'It's a cheese triangle. Appease the Cheese. It's kind of a slogan I made up.

Probeer je te suggereren dat ik wel eens buiten mijn boekje ga?' vroeg Holly, die van het idee alleen blijkbaar al gruwelde. Foaly gniffelde. 'Ik probeer te suggereren dat je misschien niet zelf een exemplaar van het boekje hebt en dat je het, mocht je er wel een hebben, in elk geval nog nooit hebt opengedaan.

Butler prepared them a meal. Nothing fancy. Vegetarian spring rolls, followed by mushroom risotto with crème caramel to finish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says to the barman: 'Gimme one whiskey for myself and ten billion for all my possible alternate selves.' - Professor Charles Smart

Leave me in peace and I probably won't kill you. No promises, mind. Probably is absolutely the best I can do.

Cool, like a cat burglar." "You eat cats, Mulch.

That is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.