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Quotes About Chainsaws

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
~ Mitch Hedberg
On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason why it's easy for pro-lifers to eat factory-raised animals that disrespect everything sacred about creation. And that is why it's easy for rabid environmentalists to hate chainsaws even though they snuggle into a mattress supported by a black walnut bedstead.
~ Joel Salatin
The term 'psychological thriller' is an elastic one these days, tagged liberally on to any story of suspense that explores motivations while keeping blood and chainsaws to a minimum.
~ Susie Dent
The more characters you have, the bigger the book, the more flaming chain saws.
~ Benjamin Percy