Quotes About Barcode

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

It's a pity that virgins can't be issued with some kind of barcode. Think of the problems that would have saved you.

Consumerism is honest, and teaches us that everything good has a barcode.

Now it's time to play a brand new game called Name That Barcode. Here's the first one: "Thick black, thin white, thick black, thick white, thick black, thin white." OK who's going to identify that?

nurse at a VA hospital in Topeka, Kansas, had the bright idea of using bar codes on patients and medications to match them up

When I'm in the studio, I'm strictly thinking about the beats, the rhymes and the song. The decision I make once the songs are created, and there's a barcode put on the package, and I'm out there in the street selling it, those decisions as a businessman are different than the creative decisions you make.

I don't know then. I wrote my book on the Holocaust without worrying about where the fucking bar code would go.

The younger man sitting next to her, her son perhaps, who looked to be in his forties, had a bar code tattooed on the back of his tanned neck, as if he were a supermarket product.