Quotes About Seatbelt

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar." "Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt.

These days, security for your devices is just simple good sense, like putting on your seat belt.

Getting on a plane and discovering that your seat belt won't fit around you was a moment of extreme horror. It was very hard to ignore.

Yes, nothing says "sexy" like the names of German cities, and a few years back I was zipping by them while driving 135 mph on the Autobahn. (Keep in mind, I was wearing my seatbelt while driving at 135 mph, so in case I got into an accident, I would be trisected into three neat sections. That would make for easier cleanup; truly, the German way.)

Oh, I never use a seat belt. I don't believe in gravity.

You are significantly more likely to die in a car accident, especially if you fail to wear a seat belt, than to be attacked by ISIS. Wear your seat belt

I'd be on the airplane and have to ask for seatbelt extensions.

I felt very at home in California, but the place is prone to earthquakes, and the one in 1994 scared the life out of me. For months afterwards, I felt that every time I sat down, I should have put on a seatbelt.

Do me a favor. Don't lick your seat belt? Ash's expression was total confusion. Huh? where did that randomness come from?

Of course, the writer can impose control; It's just a really shitty idea. Writing controlled fiction is called plotting. Buckling your seatbelt and letting the story take over, however... that is called storytelling. Storytelling is as natural as breathing; plotting is the literary version of artificial respiration.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

It costs nothing to buckle up and clearly has the potential to save you from exiting through the windscreen like superman.

So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over...

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

I get nervous when I'm sitting in an airplane at 10,000 feet and then the sign comes on: 'Please fasten your seatbelt for turbulence.'

Dangerous behaviors like distracted driving, speeding, and not wearing a seat belt and puts you and others at serious risk.

Fasten your mental seatbelt and prepare to expand the boundaries of whatever you have thought about the universe and how it came into being.

He apparently wasn't wearing a seat belt and the part of his brain you'd want to communicate with is still on the inside of the windshield.

He listened to a fire fighter tell of a woman he had found strapped into her seat, screaming. When he cut the seat belt, she fell apart. She was being held together by the seat belt. She died at his feet.

Medication cannot cure you of depression. Like a seatbelt, it can save your life—but a seatbelt never brought joy to anyone's heart. A seatbelt never put a skip in a step.

We are a country of laws, and we implement laws for public safety all the time: our seatbelt laws, our stop sign laws, our red light laws. In the absence of those laws, you have lawlessness. You have disorder. You really can't have a functional city.

Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD

Or of the pilot who somberly said as he turned off the seat belt sign at the end of a flight, "All rise.

Can you not just put the seat belt on?" I snap. I can't help it. I have a low threshold for repetitive electronic noises.