Quotes About Lois Greiman

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

No civilized being lived in North Dakota.

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.