Quotes About Carl Hiaasen

You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain.

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

My books are character-driven. They're not driven by the story.

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.