Quotes About Insight

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

People who can't see without glasses should wear them.

If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

It was a sobering experience.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before.

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.

There is a number missing. I can see it.

I grew up in a funny way.

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

I do try to compress a lot of information into what I do. It's funny.

You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything.

It's funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they're much smarter than I am.

When I see something, I know why something's funny or seems to be funny. But in the end it's just another picture as far as I'm concerned.