Quotes About Insight

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...?

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

I don't think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.

Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new.

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb.

A woman seldom writes her mind but in her postscript.