Quotes About Insight

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.