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Quotes About P.G. Wodehouse

I killed him with my niblick, said Celia. I nodded. If the thing was to be done at all, it was unquestionably a niblick shot.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
You know, you smoke too much, Pat, said his wife, seizing the opening with the instinct which makes an Irishman at a fair hit every head he sees.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
I think that you would find a steady married man an improvement on these wild, flower-pot-throwing bachelors. If it would help to influence your decision, I may say that my bride-to-be is Miss Halliday, probably the finest library-cataloguist in the United Kingdom.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
But he has. Much funnier. In a way it was a sort of compliment, but Archie felt embarrassed. He withdrew coyly into the cushioned recess.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.
~ Unknown
We Woosters freeze like the dickens when we seek sympathy and meet with cold reserve. "Nothing further Jeeves", I said with quiet dignity.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?
~ P.G. Wodehouse
You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.
~ P.G. Wodehouse