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Quotes About Hairpiece

And what if that news anchor is creepy? He's too smooth, and he has that hairpiece.
~ Leila Howland, Nantucket Blue
I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.
~ Danny McBride
The minister wore a light blue, three-piece suit, an obvious hairpiece, and a gold wedding band. No watch. No other jewelry. Nothing ostentatious. His face was gentle, trusting—the face of a dear uncle or friendly neighbor. His bright smile, one of his biggest assets, was firmly set. "Thank
~ Harlan Coben
You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him?
~ Thomas Harris
Apparently you're only allowed to demolish Wolverhampton if you're a property developer like Donald Trump. Crawling eldritch horrors don't get planning permission unless they're Trump's hairpiece.
~ Charles Stross
Crawling eldritch horrors don't get planning permission unless they're Trump's hairpiece.)
~ Charles Stross
Nobody ever brought up the hairpiece, and Salenca thought it was the perfect crime.
~ Tim Dorsey
If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.
~ Christina Dodd